{"product_id":"jeremy-clarkson-diddly-squat-home-to-roost-2024-paperback","title":"Jeremy Clarkson: Diddly Squat: Home to Roost [2024] paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e----\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome back to Clarkson's Farm.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So, that went well . . . \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The spring barley crop failed. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust like the oil seed rape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd the durum wheat. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid and the mushrooms went mouldy. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFarming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative. \u003cb\u003eJeremy\u003c\/b\u003e would be better off trying to breed ostriches.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e But in the face of uncooperative weather, the relentless realities of the agricultural economy, bureaucracy, a truculent local planning department and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his ingenuity and genius, our hero's not beaten yet. Not while the farm shop's still doing a roaring trade in candles that smell like his knacker hammock, he isn't.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e On the face of it, the challenges of making a success of Diddly Squat are enough to have you weeping into your (Hawkstone) beer, but misery loves company and in girlfriend \u003cb\u003eLisa, Farm Manager Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald\u003c\/b\u003e his Head of Security Jeremy knows he's got the best. And it's hard for a chap to feel \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e gloomy about things when there's a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger in the barn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Because as a wise man* once said, 'there's no man alive who wouldn't have fun with a digger . . .'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Jeremy \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarkson, Jeremy","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":49629033529683,"sku":"9780241728208","price":20.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/4001\/6057\/files\/clarkson-jeremy-jeremy-clarkson-diddly-squat-home-to-roost-2024-paperback-9780241728208-59559340409171.jpg?v=1729327090","url":"https:\/\/keatsandchapman.info\/products\/jeremy-clarkson-diddly-squat-home-to-roost-2024-paperback","provider":"Chapters Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}